I left the booking of the stars, who are coming to The Abandoned Video Shop, to sign their videos, this month to Old Reg. Well it was his idea. As he put it: " You get a lotta these idiot geeks in if you've got old stars coming."
So I was very excited to see the list of stars Old Reg had coming for National VHS and Beta Video Month.
"Wow," I exclaimed on scanning the list. "Sly Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Arnie, Kurt Russell,Rita from Coronation Street."
"Yep,"Old Reg smiled proudly. "And they all look like them as well."
"Look like them?" I asked. "What do you mean look like them?"
"Lookalikes," he said still smiling proudly.
"The real people are not coming?"
"Course not," Old Reg said shaking his head. "As if you can get Rita from Coronation Street just like that."
Oh well, so if you want to see some top rate lookalikes why not pop into the Abandoned Video Shop this month.
Oh yes, before I forget, just because it is National VHS and Beta Video Month, that doesn't mean we are a dumping ground. Last night someone left twenty seven thousand copies of Bula Quo on our doorstep. So, under the principle that if fly tippers give you lemons, make lemonade. We will give the first twenty seven people through the door tomorrow a thousand copies of Bula Quo each. That is on a first come first serve basis.
The Owner
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